Here you will find a long list of quotes from an array of sources that have stuck with me for some reason or other. I hope that they will inspire, confuse, entertain and intrigue you too!

“The key to effective leadership is to care slightly less than social norms would dictate; with that slight degree of separation a leader can calmly assess and tackle just about any situation presented to them” – Me

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!” – Hunter S. Thompson

“The greatest thing about science is that it’s true whether you believe in it or not.” – Neil de Grasse Tyson

“Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine” – Alan Turing(?)

“We’re climbers first, disabled second.” – Gimp Monkeys

“We spent more money in 1 year on bank bailouts than we have on science since the birth of Jesus… And look what we managed to do with science, we invented the industrial world!” – Professor Brian Cox

“Look look! So graceful, like Yak”

“Why don’t cruise liners have headlights?”

“A good presentation is like a good skirt; Short enough to grab your attention, long enough to cover the important bits.”

“If your bursts are lasting longer than the time it takes me to shout ‘DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE’ then you and I have a problem, marine” – SSgt Avery Johnson

“Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated “I am interested in your nipples” or not. Cats have nineteen.” – Internet

“I’m not a gear whore, I’m a gear connoisseur” – Me

“Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with Dyslexia” – Eddie Izzard

“Extend your right arm towards the monitor and raise your middle finger and shout FUCK YOU!”

“Sorry Captian, but I think we should make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!”

“Veni, Vidi, Ascendi” – I came, I saw, I climbed.

“How do you know it’s a mountain?”…”Because it’s bigger than a hill”…..”Uh, then how do you know it’s a hill?”….”Because it’s smaller than a mountain!”

“The real Welsh national anthem is ‘I want to break free’ ” – Luke Davies

*Deep breath* “Ahhh get a load of that country air”
*Sniff sniff* “Smells like normal air, with shit in it…”

“A key that opens many locks is considered a master key. A lock opened by many keys is a pretty shit lock.”

“Four pints in a single sitting counts as a Binge. By my calculations, this means that a Binge is half of a Session, one third of a Lash and one fifth of a Bender” – Internet

“When in doubt, brew up” – Snugpak

“Smashing job chaps, now let’s head home for tea and medals”

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